A proton, a neutron, and an electron went out to dinner one night.
After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the check to the proton and the electron.
The neutron was perplexed as to why the waiter didn't bring him his check.
So, he summoned the waiter to the table and asked him about it.
The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge!"
Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk one day, each coming at each other from opposite directions.
The first atom accidentally bumps in to the second atom and knocks him to the ground.
“Oh, my gosh!” cries the first atom, “Are you alright?”
“No,” replies the second atom, “I think I’ve lost a proton!”
“Are you sure?” asks the first atom.
… and the second atom replies, “I’m positive!”
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