Who Needs a Smartphone?

At dinner the other day, my brother went to look something up on his phone only to discover that the battery had run down.

So, he turned to me and said “Herman Melville”

And I replied, “Moby Dick”

A while later, amid all the chaos that two toddlers can create at the dinner table, he turned to me again and said “The Old Man and The Sea”

And I replied, “Ernest Hemingway”

He then looked at his wife and said, “Who needs a smart phone anyway? I have my sister!”